i might be a billionaire

bird asked to see my debit card today.

“oh…my…gosh!” she said excitedly, “we have so much money!!”

having just retrieved the receipt from the ATM machine telling me exactly how much money i don’t have, i asked what she meant.

“all those numbers on the card is the amount of money we have right?”

i have said it before and i will say it again……i wish i was a kid again.

last night we were driving to bird’s softball game when we passed a man biking with both hands on the handle bars while puffing on his cigarette.

i love a man who can multi-task.