the best part of church yesterday?
the teacher working in the work ‘sphincter-ally’ while teaching the lesson.
while the teacher said the word, their hands were clasped in fists to make the point.
i am not quite sure the context it was used in the sentence for, i was too busy giggling and the image in my head was just too much.
one day i will grow up.
no picture will be used to explain this word.
i am afraid my husband is having an affair.
an affair with the winco bulk food section.
he leaves work to sneak over there.
it all came to an ugly head when he showed up with dried hummus and reconstituted hash browns.
our marriage is in a dark place right now.
yesterday, my daughter was having bad cramps and asked to leave church early.
“i want to leave too.” my son piped up.
“are you having pms cramps?” i asked.
“no.” he replied.
“you need to have pms cramps to get out of church.” i said.
for the first time in my son’s life, he wished he was a girl.
i looked out the window and saw the kids left the umbrella on the trampoline.
it is raining and the umbrella is all wet now.
i found myself very irritated until i realized one thing.
it’s an umbrella.
they are supposed to get wet.