some families have deep conversations to solve the ills of the world.
we stodmors choose to have deep conversations of sodas.
blind taste test studies of sodas.
don’t discount the importance of this, it could save your life.
a life of not knowing, wandering in soda darkness, alone, cold, and soda-less due to ignorance.
highly scientific data sheets were used.
how else would we find out that high fructose syrup in soda is highly prized over pure cane sugar? (by a score of 6-0)
dear peta, goldfish were harmed in this experiment, they were needed to cleanse the palette after each sip of soda.
and how else would i get pure sugar and food coloring down my children in the name of science?