children should not be left alone

i failed to mention the effect of the smoke-a-thon leaf session on one of my kids.

i looked over to find chicka with a wal-mart bag over her head pickin’ up walnuts off our tree, well technically off the ground.

“chicka, all experts say plastic bags should not be over your head.”

“why? it is protecting me.”

ah the logic of a child, plastic bag over the head as protection, i am putting in my paper work for mother of the year.

“well, they say it could make you stop breathing.”

“only if i do this.” she said while pulling the bag tighter around her head.

sometimes it is just better to walk away and let nature take its course.

while listening to an ad on the radio i learned that i am on the cusp of two diseases.

why is this ad so believable? they used big words like ‘neurological.’

turns out if i am impulsive, don’t like to drive in the rain, dark, or get ticketd while driving i have the onset of dementia or Alzheimer’s……

it has been great remembering you all.

last but not least, i have noticed this add at the bottom of some of my posts suddenly i feel a little guilty as i don’t even recycle my own garbage.

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