“you are a toot-brush!”
“yeah, well you are a tongue-brush!”
“you are a littlest pet shop!” to keats, love chicka.
“you are a bakugon!” not much of a stinger.
“well, you are…….” and bird proceeded to scream out our address, hometown, area code and phone number at keats. “that’s right! you are a house!!”
silence followed this insult in the car as we tried to figure out if it was insulting or not.
“you are a polly pocket!” chicka hittin’ the girlie side, which all teen-age boys hate.
“you are barbie!”
“you are justin bieber!!!!” that one stung.
“you are toy story 3” bird screamed another insult.
again, silence in the van trying to figure out the insult.
“you are the floor on mcdonald’s playland!!!” seeing a teaching moment, i added this one in.
“you are a potty word!”
“what’s a potty word?” the hubby and i both immediately asked.
“i don’t know, bird says londyn tells her that all the time.”
“bird? what does londyn say?”
“she just says she knows a potty word.”
“and what is the potty word?”
thank you first grade playground, you are still safe.
“YOU…………ARE………..WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” came bird’s final blow.
i can see i need to sit bird down and teach her some real insults.
and as it is the end of the year i have been thinking that it has been a bit of a rough one.
worst moment has a tie……
1) we still have the kids and that is not changing.
2) lots of attorney fees are not going to be paid by me.
3) i have the BEST attorney.
4) we found out just how supported we are and that our friends are heaven-sent because a person is not measured by the amount of money they have but the amount of friends they have and that makes 2010 one of the BEST years we have had yet.