9. happened just tonight. went up to fix the antenna for my dad on the roof. roof is covered in ice. i slide down ice saying “s@#$” with chicka and her little friend listening by the open window. this sends them running downstairs saying “MOM IS FALLING OFF THE ROOF!!” which sends the hubby running upstairs to the open window asking “what do i do?” to which chicka responded “GET OUT THERE!!!” to the hubby. sliding some more off the roof i grab the antenna to stop my fall only to make it worse for my dad which i tried in the first place to make better.
8. “did you know your daughter is jumping on the trampoline naked?”
7. after telling a gramma that no one pees in the fountain i was letting the queen play in, i take the queen out and start walking away only to turn around to see bear with his pants around his ankles peeing in the fountain.
6. “i’m looking for benjamin morrison’s mother” the phone call from officer wallace began. the same officer wallace who happened to have bear at the downtown day care.
5. the hubby’s infamous fall that made a car stop in the middle of the street while the driver jumped out to make sure he was okay. i was laughing inside.
4. having to use the ladder to climb onto my roof to break into my house after the hubby locked me out….again….”accidentally”
3.having to physically remove queen from chuck e cheese after realizing she was madly in love with chuck e cheese himself.
2. keats telling us he believes we came from monkeys. his reason? we have thumbs.
1. after going down the big slide, bear decided to stay in the slide which sent the lifeguard after bear, which sent bear running back up the slide saying “WHOA!” which sent me running down 111 stairs to get him out of the slide so the other 100 people waiting could use the slide could slide.