now to bring all of you up-to-date with this intensely interesting and highly informative post that will change your life forever. …….for…..ev………er.
let us start with this.
annnndddddd……..we’re done.
no i jest, i am just getting started.
1) even missing a 100 point test at the end of term because he was sick and turns out he could not make it up, keats still made honor roll.
2)after the teacher called to make sure she did have a pizza limit for the class party, queen’s teacher informed me of how much she was using the IPAD to get what she wanted in class, mainly pizza after being cut off.
3)bear just basically rocks……and has really stinky feet which leads me to this product endorsement.
4) after being tested for learning disabilities in 1st grade and finding out that she was not learning impaired but only trying to be the first one to finish every possible project and test in class, chicka is now classified as ‘advanced’ in reading.
5)on her report card bird got 100% in every single subject but one, she got a 99% in that one. good thing she is not an overachiever or anything.
i am going to get a DNA test done on this one cuz even though i carried her in my womb i am pretty sure my husband cheating on me because i believe in under-achieving therefore being pleasantly surprised when an unexpected mediocre achievement occurs.
the hubby is still sessy and fractions are completely useless for me and learning them makes me wish that we were never taught to share as children therefore keeping everything whole AND therefore taking away the need of needing to learn to divide things up into fractions.
once again kindness has caused major problems in my life.
